22 June 2011

Lawak atheist

Atheist ni bermaksud tak percaya kepada Tuhan. Kat bawah ni, satu lawak yang berbaur atheist aku dapat daripada internet. 

Aku kongsi lawak ni bukan la bermaksud aku atheist. Cuba perhatikan perbezaan fahaman yang dalam lawak tu, dan kemudian analisis sendiri tentang betul salah dalam setiap hal. Pegang teguh pada pegangan masing2, tapi dalam masa sama cuba cabar diri sendiri untuk berfikir dan berdialektik.

Shit

Taoism
Shit happens.
Buddhism
If shit happens, it's not really shit.
Islam
If shit happens, it's the will of Allah.
Protestantism
Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
Judaism
Why does this shit always happen to us?
Hinduism
This shit happened before.
Catholicism
Shit happens because you're bad.
Hare Krishna
Shit happens rama rama.
T.V. Evangelism
Send more shit.
Atheism
No shit.
Jehova's Witness
Knock knock, shit happens.
Hedonism
There's nothing like a good shit happening.
Christian Science
Shit happens in your mind.
Agnosticism
Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.
Rastafarianism
Let's smoke this shit.
Existentialism
What is shit anyway?
Stoicism
This shit doesn't bother me.

6 comments:

RastaMat said...

yeah smoka d shit..

karl said...

them say you must not use the herb because it makes you a rebel. Against what?

hahaha

RastaMat said...

against goverment..

hahahaha...

eszol raar said...

TV engelism win!

karl said...

Mat Rasta: throw a government today,tomorrow their replacement will do same shit again.

We need to breakdown everything - abolish the system & create new system

Eszol: Agnostic paling bodo sekali, hahaha

RastaMat said...

hoila!!!